Adam figured he would use the natural resources
he could round up and make something that he
could make sounds with.(Although..he had no clue
what this thing called "music" was all about)There
were trees, animal parts(dead or alive..didn't
matter), dirt, rocks and water.
So, Adam began his mission to assemble the best
of God's creations to make the very first musical
instrument
However, his efforts took on bizarre shapes.
Not knowing exactly what God had in mind, Adam
used what limited brain cells that he had.
Afterall, he was no Einstein.
he could round up and make something that he
could make sounds with.(Although..he had no clue
what this thing called "music" was all about)There
were trees, animal parts(dead or alive..didn't
matter), dirt, rocks and water.
So, Adam began his mission to assemble the best
of God's creations to make the very first musical
instrument
However, his efforts took on bizarre shapes.
Not knowing exactly what God had in mind, Adam
used what limited brain cells that he had.
Afterall, he was no Einstein.
| THE HISTORY OF BLUEGRASS MUSIC (An "Adulterated Version") FORGIVE ME LORD, I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO!! |
"In the beginning God did indeed create the Heaven and Earth."
| The Earth was without form..and God Said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!!..AND HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC?" |
God thought to himself: "HMMM..WHO WILL PLAY THIS THING CALLED "MUSIC?"
"I KNOW"!...(God always has an answer)
| "I WILL CREATE HUMANS WHO WILL MAKE THIS WONDERFUL THING I CALL 'MUSIC'...THIS IS GONN'A BE SO COOL!" God was VERY excited about the prospects of his Heaven and Earth filled with angelic tones. So..He pulled all of his power together and created Adam whom He knew would be the one to fill the acoustic "void" on earth with MUSIC!. (Well..there already were sounds..like birds..bugs..motorcycles..(no..wait..that comes a bit later.) and there were those pesky Dinosaurs! What do with those annoying critters?! |
| God then had another thought....(He was on a roll that day).."ADAM!!" He shouted.. "USE YOUR CREATIVE MIND AND BUILD A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT!! LEARN TO FILL THE AIR WITH SOUNDS THAT WOULD MAKE AN ANGEL SWOON! DO IT NOW!!" (God was in a hurry to upload some tunes to his new IPOD). |
| Now Adam..being the creative soul that he was (after all he is the original "Myth Buster" on cable TV..and then became "Batman, the caped crusader..or was it "Happy Gilmore"?...too many Adams to keep track of)..back to the story.. |
After a considerable time, (maybe a day or two..however..we are not sure how long God's
'days' were back then), Adam sayeth unto the Lord: "My Lord, I have done did my
best(Adam spoke "Hickanese" back then) to create some things to make music to please
Thine ears. However, I have no clue how to play any of these things." Left on his own, Adam
consulted the wisest among God's creatures for guidance.
'days' were back then), Adam sayeth unto the Lord: "My Lord, I have done did my
best(Adam spoke "Hickanese" back then) to create some things to make music to please
Thine ears. However, I have no clue how to play any of these things." Left on his own, Adam
consulted the wisest among God's creatures for guidance.
To say God was getting a little "peeved" at Adam is a "mis-understatement".(Hmm..
was George Bush around then?)
Afterall, He was anxious to hear what He knew would be the greatest music in the Universe ..if
only He could find someone to put it all together. Adam was becoming somewhat of an irritant
by now..not to mention the other misfits he rounded up. (Michael Jackson? I thought he came
around much later..maybe that accounts for why we all know was not from this world.)
Bear with me..we are approaching the conclusion) I don't want the 'Big Guy" "Peeved" at me too.
was George Bush around then?)
Afterall, He was anxious to hear what He knew would be the greatest music in the Universe ..if
only He could find someone to put it all together. Adam was becoming somewhat of an irritant
by now..not to mention the other misfits he rounded up. (Michael Jackson? I thought he came
around much later..maybe that accounts for why we all know was not from this world.)
Bear with me..we are approaching the conclusion) I don't want the 'Big Guy" "Peeved" at me too.
| Hmm...this one has some potential. A banjo-fiddle-crossbow . |
| This one is apparently the wisest of the whole bunch. |
